Let me start this blog by linking you guys to what fuelled it:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/05/apontv.americanidol.ap/index.html
For those of you who are too lazy to read it, the article basically says American Idol exploits the untalented schmucks and thats all the show has going for it. And you know what, I totally agree...but so what!?
I think exploiting people on national television is the best thing ever for these rejects. As if the people go on that show the way they do thinking they are actually going to make it. If they really do, they deserve to be exploited the way they are. If you have the time..watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klLcui60qho
All of you self-righteous people need to shut up and let the rest of the normal world enjoy what is true comedy. I love reality-tv because it shows how truly stupid people like you are. And by you, I mean you shitty self-loving creeps that make a big deal out of every little thing that happens to get your 15 minutes of fame. You're no different than the American Idol rejects so leave well enough alone and LET ME LAUGH DAMNIT!!! If you don't find national exploitation funny, I want you to have this webpage blocked from your internet because your shitty eyes dont deserve to read on.
Who in their right mind would actually think that with the lack of talent they have, like this guy, that they would EVER make it on the show. They go on there and audition with their shittiness so they can be exploited. It's their 15 minutes of fame, let them have it...because it's probably going to be the highlight of his life someday. I dunno, if it was me, I would probably write a POSITIVE blog to you guys bragging about how bad Simon cut me down. I think it would be the funniest thing ever. Plus he wouldn't cut me down because of my far superior singing skills *barf*.
Anyways...thats all for now. Perhaps later on I will tell you about my plan to take over the world...
Jason
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
The Zoo..aka Boston Pizza
Wow, it has been a whole week or so since I wrote for you all. And for that I apologize...if that works...because I hope my hatred is as entertaining for you as it is for me. But why waste time typing out apologies and explaining myself to you when I could spend it spewing filthy golden hatred out of my mouth...and with that...it begins...
I don't even know where to start here really, I have so much angst towards that place it's not even funny. It really is the place I love to hate. There is a select few amungst these pitiful farm animals that are cool people, and you know who you are because you're not banned from my house and I actually treat you with half the respect and dignity you deserve. To the rest of you:
Tammie:
You are a nice girl, but I'm sorry...that's the only thing you have going for you. You suck at your job, and when I had heard you phoned in drunk and quit the other day, I rejoiced in celebration. Only to have to take it back the next day when I found out you went to work. Serving is truly not your calling in life. I think your starting to realize that, but for the love of god let someone else who CAN, do your job. And as Casper so eloquently puts it....."MOOOOOOO!"
Cody:
Dood, you just plain suck. Of anyone at Boston Pizza, I really hope you are the one to see this blog. You too, are an awful server. You need to move on to a new restaurant because the "No Cody Zone" that was developed Monday night has now expanded to include the entire restaurant. I also want you to know that your presence here has not been very well received, and maybe thats due to the fact that your a whiney, lying, shitty pants. Thats right..I said it..."Mr. I-Can-Serve-Whatever-Anyone-Gives-Me" shits his pants...on the job. Queer. 'Nuff said.
Emily:
Even though your gone you still haunt the Cesspool that is Boston Pizza. Your presence at the Christmas party was rather UNWELCOME and I heard you looked like a clown. Do us all a favor...stay in Camrose. Thanks.
Jen "Herpe" Hermary:
5 head. You just plain don't deserve to live. Go back to wherever you came from.
Victoria:
I didn't even hate you that much...but when you got my friend Joel fired...it exploded. Thats what gets you here. Your lie and tattle and screw people over so you can get into the beloved lounge. So...ya remember that time you took a dessert and wanted to pay me for it, and I told you to just take it. Ya, I totally ratted you out for that. That was my full intention the entire time. Idiot.
Toshita:
First of all, what kinda of name is that?? When I run the world people with that name will be segregated and ridiculed...for having a shitty name. You have way too much attitude for a new employee and you have no idea what you are doing, besides pissing everyone off. Do yourself a favor...quit...NOW.
The Customers:
I don't know what people are thinking coming into Boston Pizza expecting 5 star service. You definitly chose the wrong place. From about 20% of the serving staff there you may get that, but the odds that any one of us are working that day are slim to none since we know enough to make ourselves as unavailable to that place as humanly possible. You act as if your eating a meal from the Red Stone. Well if you want that kind of quality & service, why don't you go there you cheap bastards? And to go the other way with this, when you get the quality and service you deserve from the few of us that can provide it, maybe you need to learn how to compensate it adequately. $5 on a 100-200$ tab is unreasonable and people like you need to be banned from eating out. If your that cheap cook for yourself and stay home. Assholes.
If any of you disagree with what I've written, I expect a full rebuttle posted in the comments, and even when you do put it there, you'll still be wrong and I'll still be right. Thats just how this thing works. And for those of you who were smart enough to read on....there is another blog coming....TODAY!
I don't even know where to start here really, I have so much angst towards that place it's not even funny. It really is the place I love to hate. There is a select few amungst these pitiful farm animals that are cool people, and you know who you are because you're not banned from my house and I actually treat you with half the respect and dignity you deserve. To the rest of you:
Tammie:
You are a nice girl, but I'm sorry...that's the only thing you have going for you. You suck at your job, and when I had heard you phoned in drunk and quit the other day, I rejoiced in celebration. Only to have to take it back the next day when I found out you went to work. Serving is truly not your calling in life. I think your starting to realize that, but for the love of god let someone else who CAN, do your job. And as Casper so eloquently puts it....."MOOOOOOO!"
Cody:
Dood, you just plain suck. Of anyone at Boston Pizza, I really hope you are the one to see this blog. You too, are an awful server. You need to move on to a new restaurant because the "No Cody Zone" that was developed Monday night has now expanded to include the entire restaurant. I also want you to know that your presence here has not been very well received, and maybe thats due to the fact that your a whiney, lying, shitty pants. Thats right..I said it..."Mr. I-Can-Serve-Whatever-Anyone-Gives-Me" shits his pants...on the job. Queer. 'Nuff said.
Emily:
Even though your gone you still haunt the Cesspool that is Boston Pizza. Your presence at the Christmas party was rather UNWELCOME and I heard you looked like a clown. Do us all a favor...stay in Camrose. Thanks.
Jen "Herpe" Hermary:
5 head. You just plain don't deserve to live. Go back to wherever you came from.
Victoria:
I didn't even hate you that much...but when you got my friend Joel fired...it exploded. Thats what gets you here. Your lie and tattle and screw people over so you can get into the beloved lounge. So...ya remember that time you took a dessert and wanted to pay me for it, and I told you to just take it. Ya, I totally ratted you out for that. That was my full intention the entire time. Idiot.
Toshita:
First of all, what kinda of name is that?? When I run the world people with that name will be segregated and ridiculed...for having a shitty name. You have way too much attitude for a new employee and you have no idea what you are doing, besides pissing everyone off. Do yourself a favor...quit...NOW.
The Customers:
I don't know what people are thinking coming into Boston Pizza expecting 5 star service. You definitly chose the wrong place. From about 20% of the serving staff there you may get that, but the odds that any one of us are working that day are slim to none since we know enough to make ourselves as unavailable to that place as humanly possible. You act as if your eating a meal from the Red Stone. Well if you want that kind of quality & service, why don't you go there you cheap bastards? And to go the other way with this, when you get the quality and service you deserve from the few of us that can provide it, maybe you need to learn how to compensate it adequately. $5 on a 100-200$ tab is unreasonable and people like you need to be banned from eating out. If your that cheap cook for yourself and stay home. Assholes.
If any of you disagree with what I've written, I expect a full rebuttle posted in the comments, and even when you do put it there, you'll still be wrong and I'll still be right. Thats just how this thing works. And for those of you who were smart enough to read on....there is another blog coming....TODAY!
Thursday, February 1, 2007
This guy is absolutely insane
I think the part about the thing that swims up your penis and sets up shop and eats you from the inside out would be enough for me.....
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2569693,00.html
This guy is without a doubt going to die. Crazy old basterd. If this guy makes it, and I will keep track of this...I will do something extremely shameful for you all...however since I'm not all that creative it is up to you to suggest stuff to me...but I know I won't have to do it considering he's pretty much guarenteed to die. I'd go as far as betting against him in Vegas!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2569693,00.html
This guy is without a doubt going to die. Crazy old basterd. If this guy makes it, and I will keep track of this...I will do something extremely shameful for you all...however since I'm not all that creative it is up to you to suggest stuff to me...but I know I won't have to do it considering he's pretty much guarenteed to die. I'd go as far as betting against him in Vegas!!
Happy February to everyone!
Well, today is February 1st. And what is associated with February that I hate more than anything....
Valentines Day *shudders*
In my opinion, Valentines Day is the most overrated, peice of crap holiday on the calendar year. There isn't one day of the year I hate more....well except Hanukah(Jewish Christmas) but that's a whole other can of worms!(Just kidding just had to throw some Jew hate out there for Kevin the JID...Jew In Denial)
I don't think I need to explain to you guys how retarded it is that Hallmark finds it neccessary to tell you what day you need to show appreciation to your significant other. If you really care about someone that much, you should show them that you appreciate them every chance you get, or when you think they deserve it. People coming to expect this Valentines Day BS(and yes, it is BS) makes me sick to my stomach. And as my little friend Jenna puts it...makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
To make matters worse, I have to serve people on Valentines Day at the "glory hole" that is Boston Pizza. Pretending I care about their shitty marraige proposals and shoving disgusting heart shaped pizza's down each others throats. BLEH!!!
Anyways, as always I've got 'work' to do.
Peacin' out.
Jason
Valentines Day *shudders*
In my opinion, Valentines Day is the most overrated, peice of crap holiday on the calendar year. There isn't one day of the year I hate more....well except Hanukah(Jewish Christmas) but that's a whole other can of worms!(Just kidding just had to throw some Jew hate out there for Kevin the JID...Jew In Denial)
I don't think I need to explain to you guys how retarded it is that Hallmark finds it neccessary to tell you what day you need to show appreciation to your significant other. If you really care about someone that much, you should show them that you appreciate them every chance you get, or when you think they deserve it. People coming to expect this Valentines Day BS(and yes, it is BS) makes me sick to my stomach. And as my little friend Jenna puts it...makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
To make matters worse, I have to serve people on Valentines Day at the "glory hole" that is Boston Pizza. Pretending I care about their shitty marraige proposals and shoving disgusting heart shaped pizza's down each others throats. BLEH!!!
Anyways, as always I've got 'work' to do.
Peacin' out.
Jason
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